Tyler Consolidated High School

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  Disregard the false negative reviews you find about this place. TyCo is the greatest and under it I have become a feudal Lord and personally destroyed pleb-tier schools far and wide. The school is clean unlike these other nasty schools with unkempt bathrooms and other facilities. And let's not forget the staff. The Bio teacher bent the forces of nature to his will, the Health teacher apparently has had telepathic powers and can in fact read our minds, and we are beginning to suspect the band director of being a weather god. Our school is the only school in the area to have conquered Gaul, not once, but 5 times. Julius Caesar himself was a graduate from this school, and rumor has it that George Washington took a dump on the the campus when he was serving in the French and Indian War in 1758. If you honestly don't want to create a total champion out of your child, then I suppose you better send them to somewhere not Tyler, so we can relish in the fact that we will eventually decimate that child in all aspects when we find him/her. The staff here of patricians who have all had experience in numerous sessions of Senate personally ensure you become not only educated, but also a winner in every sense of the word.
  By Theodore Stackpole, December 04, 2017

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